I declare this man a saint!

The world was left in complete devastation but I ruled most of what remained

Now that’s a true bitch, but that’s Hell for you.

Someone had bashed his head in, perhaps to put him out of his misery, but more likely to keep him from coming back as a zombie.

You have a better chance getting a crack at undead pussy than the real, live thing.” – character quote

I didn’t smoke often, and had never smoked before the apocalypse, but now I had more pressing health issues to worry about.

I didn’t have much faith in humanity before. I have even less faith now that the world has sh*t the bed.” – character quote

His leg split like a piece of lumber being hit with an awl.

I stuck one of my backpack straps into my mouth and bit down on it. I knew that no matter what I did, my attempt at playing doctor was going to f**king hurt, but I didn’t feel like dying here.

We’re trying to rebuild society, not plunge it back into chaos.” – character quote